Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • Me: I'm pretty sure that was illegal
  • Me: Why do I get stuck being the slow people? What did I do to deserve this?
  • Me: /death stare as I pass them by/

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Cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.  

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the hair colour i want now

the hair colour i want now

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lovedueuspart:

Her hair is soooo freaking pretty!!!

This is my next hair colour

lovedueuspart:

Her hair is soooo freaking pretty!!!

This is my next hair colour

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god i laughed so hard when this bit came on

god i laughed so hard when this bit came on

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cactuscaptain:

Azooka Media. Teneille Fanning.

me again :D

cactuscaptain:

Azooka Media. Teneille Fanning.

me again :D

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cactuscaptain:

Azooka Media. Teneille Fanning.

meee  :D

cactuscaptain:

Azooka Media. Teneille Fanning.

meee  :D

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